“she is waiting in that chair for me to fall asleep & then she’ll murder me in my bed.” - Hillary, 4/20/12

MORGO STRIKES FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF PUNY HUMANS.

Morg tries to eat rocks. She should go on “My Strange Addiction” and seek reality TV fame!

Morgan often shows her appreciation with drool. Hush now, she can’t help it.

Morgo enjoys naps in the sun and being a cliché.

Guest post!

Morgan will wear your hats if you leave them unattended, and she will look much cuter in them than you ever have. This is the price you pay for leaving your things lying about.
Photo by David

Morgy moves too fast for blogs.

Morgan may sometimes judge your shopping habits, but secretly appreciates them. She is PLASTIC BAG CRAZY. (Also: paper bag crazy, box crazy, drug crazy and boy crazy.)

Morg does not buy your bullshit.

O/A:
so i hung out with the neighbors for a while a couple days ago?
me:
which neighbors?
O/A:
cassandra invited me over for tea
me:
ohh, dose neighbors
O/A:
and then the dudes from the apt opposite hers were hanging out
she went to napland and i went inside their place for a bit
their band is called wolf the rabbit
and is apparently named after morgan
they had a little nest of baby bunnies
which morgo ate the shit out of
me:
yes, i remember that, i was very angry with her
O/A:
but they didn’t know her name and were really stoned and got convinced that ‘wolf the rabbit-eater’ could hear their thoughts and stalked them only when they got high

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L O LLLLL. Also, Morg totally can hear thoughts.

Morgan is a groupie. What? We’ve all done things we’re not proud of.

Sometimes Morgy just likes to pop in to say hello.

Morg needs to lie here right now! You can go around.

Morgish has luminous fur and demands to be brushed regularly.

Morgan has vibrant green eyes that are more beautiful than all the other green eyes. Everyone is jealous of Morg’s beauty, including the Groupon Cat. See?

“I am jealous of Morgan’s beauty.”

Morg is young at heart. She appreciates the little amusements in life.